Fuat \u015eahin<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n
Sa\u00e7lar\u0131m uzad\u0131\u011f\u0131nda berbere gitmek pek adetim de\u011fildir.\u00a0 <\/span>Ya uzun s\u00fcre hi\u00e7 dokunmam,\u00a0 <\/span>veya evdeki makinamla kendim 3 numaraya vurur ge\u00e7erim.\u00a0 <\/span>Haliyle aya\u011f\u0131m\u0131n al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir berber d\u00fckkan\u0131m da yok.\u00a0 <\/span>Keyfim nereye isterse oraya giderim.<\/p>\n Yine sa\u00e7\u0131m pek bir uzam\u0131\u015ft\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>Art\u0131k iyice pa\u00e7oz bir hal al\u0131nca kesmek iktiza etti.\u00a0 <\/span>Fakat kirli sakal b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in 3 numaraya vurmak da i\u00e7imden gelmiyordu.\u00a0 <\/span>Bir berbere gidip sa\u011fdan soldan toparlatay\u0131m dedim.\u00a0 <\/span>Evime y\u00fcr\u00fcme 7-8 dakika mesafede olan bir mahalle berberi vard\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>\u00d6nce telefonla aray\u0131p randevu almay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm fakat sonradan bir mahalle berberinin muhtemel cevab\u0131 akl\u0131ma geldi \u201cTamam abi sorun yok ne zaman bo\u015fsan buyur gel.\u201d Bundan m\u00fctevellit telefon etmeye i\u00e7tinab edip \u00fcst\u00fcme iki par\u00e7a bir \u015fey giyerek yola \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m.<\/p>\n Berber d\u00fckkan\u0131na var\u0131nca kale kap\u0131s\u0131ndan biraz hallice olan camekanl\u0131 kap\u0131y\u0131 g\u00fc\u00e7 bela ittirdim.\u00a0 <\/span>Kap\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 anda genzime keskin bir pudra kokusu h\u00fccum etti.\u00a0 <\/span>Havada u\u00e7an milyon sa\u00e7 zerreciklerinin ci\u011ferime doldu\u011funu hissettim.\u00a0 <\/span>Her \u015feye ra\u011fmen rahat\u0131z edici de\u011fildi.\u00a0 <\/span>Pudran\u0131n kokusu oldum olas\u0131 ho\u015fuma gitmi\u015ftir.<\/p>\n \u0130\u00e7eride s\u0131ra bekleyen d\u00f6rt m\u00fc\u015fteri vard\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>En k\u00f6\u015fede \u015f\u0131k giyimli bir delikanl\u0131 oturuyordu. \u00a0 <\/span>Bahse var\u0131m ta\u015f \u00e7atlasa yirmi be\u015f ya\u015f\u0131ndad\u0131r.\u00a0 <\/span>Giydi\u011fi beyaz g\u00f6mlek ve alt\u0131ndaki marka kot pantolonla \u00f6zg\u00fcven patlamas\u0131 ya\u015f\u0131yormu\u015f gibi bir izlenim b\u0131rakt\u0131 bende.\u00a0 <\/span>Hemen yan\u0131nda sa\u00e7\u0131 sakal\u0131 a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f,\u00a0 <\/span>\u015falvar benzeri bol keten pantolon giyen,\u00a0 <\/span>ba\u015f\u0131nda ponponlu ye\u015fil takkesiyle m\u00fcbarek \u00e7ehreli ya\u015fl\u0131ca bir amca vard\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>Hac\u0131 olacak ki takke tak\u0131yor.\u00a0 <\/span>Ger\u00e7i belli bir ya\u015f haddini a\u015fan t\u00fcm amcalar takke tak\u0131yor art\u0131k ama ben h\u00fcsn\u00fczan etmi\u015f bulundum.<\/p>\n Beri tarafta ise orta ya\u015fl\u0131 \u015fi\u015fman bir adam koltu\u011fa adeta yatar pozisyonda serili oturuyordu.\u00a0 <\/span>Orta direk bir mahalleden oldu\u011fu anla\u015f\u0131lan adam gams\u0131z gams\u0131z etraf\u0131n\u0131 kesiyordu.\u00a0 <\/span>B\u0131raksan\u0131z 5 saat \u00f6yle k\u00f6s k\u00f6s oturur hani,\u00a0 <\/span>\u00f6yle bir gams\u0131zl\u0131k.\u00a0 <\/span>En sonuncu m\u00fc\u015fteri ise uzun boylu,\u00a0 <\/span>tak\u0131m elbiseli,\u00a0 <\/span>30\u2019lar\u0131nda bir gen\u00e7ti.\u00a0 <\/span>Memur oldu\u011funu tahmin etti\u011fim bu delikanl\u0131 ise 5 dakikada bir saatine bak\u0131yordu.\u00a0 <\/span>Acelesi oldu\u011funu sanm\u0131yorum.\u00a0 <\/span>Saate s\u0131k bak\u0131yor olmas\u0131 muhtemelen can s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131ndand\u0131.<\/p>\n \u0130\u00e7eri girip selam verdim.\u00a0 <\/span>Ayn\u0131 anda 2-3 farkl\u0131 kafadan c\u0131l\u0131zca \u201cAleyk\u00fcmselam\u201d sesleri y\u00fckseldi.\u00a0 <\/span>Belli ki s\u0131ra uzundu.\u00a0 <\/span>Yan\u0131ma kitap almak akl\u0131ma gelmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in kendime k\u0131zd\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Tekrar eve kadar gitgel yapmak da zor gelmi\u015fti a\u00e7\u0131k\u00e7as\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>Berber beni g\u00f6r\u00fcnce \u201dHo\u015fgeldin hocam buyur otur\u201d dedi.\u00a0 <\/span>Yan\u0131ndaki,\u00a0 <\/span>yeri s\u00fcp\u00fcr\u00fcyormu\u015f gibi yapan \u00e7\u0131ra\u011f\u0131na \u201cKo\u015f \u00e7ay kap gel abine\u201d diye seslendi azarlar bir tonla.\u00a0 <\/span>\u0130nsanlar\u0131n hi\u00e7 tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131 kimselerin sadece y\u00fczlerine bakarak ne meslek yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlamalar\u0131 hep garibime gitmi\u015ftir.\u00a0 <\/span>Gayet s\u0131radan bir giyini\u015f tarz\u0131m olsa da,\u00a0 <\/span>hangi esnaf d\u00fckkan\u0131na girsem bana hocam der,\u00a0 <\/span>farkl\u0131 bir tevecc\u00fch g\u00f6sterirler.\u00a0 <\/span>Trafikte \u00e7evirmeye tak\u0131lsam,\u00a0 <\/span>polis memurlar\u0131 gayet iyi muamele eder,\u00a0 <\/span>u\u011furlarken \u201ciyi g\u00fcnler hocam\u201d derler.\u00a0 <\/span>Belki onlarca y\u0131ll\u0131k tecr\u00fcbenin getirdi\u011fi insan sarrafl\u0131\u011f\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n Bo\u015f g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm rastgele bir sandalyeye oturarak s\u0131ram\u0131n gelmesini beklerken \u00f6n\u00fcmdeki komidinde duran 6-7 farkl\u0131 gazeteden rastgele birini elime al\u0131p \u015f\u00f6yle bir g\u00f6z gezdirdim.\u00a0 <\/span>Takip etti\u011fim bir gazete olmasa da maksat vakit ge\u00e7sindi.\u00a0 <\/span>Ne okudu\u011fumun \u00e7ok da bir \u00f6nemi yoktu.\u00a0 <\/span>Derken \u00e7apraz\u0131mda yay\u0131larak oturan orta ya\u015fl\u0131 adam \u201cHoca bu gazete kimlerin bildin mi? \u201d diye sordu.\u00a0 <\/span>Bilmedi\u011fimi s\u00f6yledim.\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cBu gazeteyi okuma hoca.\u00a0 <\/span>D\u00fczenbaz bunlar.\u00a0 <\/span>On haberin sekizi yaland\u0131r.\u00a0 <\/span>Benden demesi. \u201d \u201cOlabilir\u201d dedim.\u00a0 <\/span>Zaten i\u00e7erik olarak da \u00e7ok zay\u0131f bir gazeteydi.\u00a0 <\/span>Onu b\u0131rak\u0131p bir di\u011ferini ald\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Orta yerden rastgele bir sayfa a\u00e7\u0131p bak\u0131nmaya ba\u015flad\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Magazin a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131 bir gazeteydi bu san\u0131r\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>\u015eark\u0131c\u0131lar,\u00a0 <\/span>oyuncular,\u00a0 <\/span>fal,\u00a0 <\/span>y\u0131ld\u0131z yorumu vs.\u00a0 <\/span>gibi pek \u00e7ok geyik vard\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>Fakat bu sefer kar\u015f\u0131 taraf\u0131mda oturan hac\u0131 amca gazetenin resimlerinden rahats\u0131z oldu.\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cO\u011flum bu nas\u0131l gastedir.\u00a0 <\/span>Hi\u00e7 utanma kalmam\u0131\u015f.\u00a0 <\/span>C\u0131b\u0131ldah c\u0131b\u0131ldah gar\u0131lar boy boy say\u0131larda.\u00a0 <\/span>Bu hale nas\u0131l geldik,\u00a0 <\/span>Rabbim ta\u015f edecek sonunda o olacak.\u201d diye s\u00f6ylenmeye ba\u015flad\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cHakl\u0131s\u0131n bey amca,\u00a0 <\/span>m\u00fcnasebetsiz \u015feyler bunlar.\u00a0 <\/span>\u00c7oluk \u00e7ocuk da var hani\u201d diyerek ba\u015fka bir gazete ald\u0131m elime.\u00a0 <\/span>Bu kez en bilindik gazetelerden birini se\u00e7meye \u00f6zen g\u00f6sterdim.\u00a0 <\/span>Bu gazetede de dindar mahalleye yak\u0131n bir gazeteydi.\u00a0 <\/span>Yan\u0131mdaki memur k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 gen\u00e7 burun k\u0131v\u0131rd\u0131 bu sefer.\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cBak \u015fu gazeteye,\u00a0 <\/span>ilmihal okumak istesek camiye gideriz de\u011fil mi?\u00a0 <\/span>Gazete de bu kadar aya\u011fa d\u00fc\u015fmez ki can\u0131m!\u201d\u00a0 <\/span>\u0130yice hevesim ka\u00e7m\u0131\u015ft\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>Tek kelime etmeden bu gazeteyi de ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m yere geri koydum.<\/p>\n Bo\u015f beklemek insan\u0131n ruhunu bay\u0131yordu.\u00a0 <\/span>Duvara monteli halde duran televizyonun kumandas\u0131na eri\u015fip televizyonu a\u00e7t\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Havadisler her zamanki gibi yine i\u00e7 a\u00e7\u0131c\u0131 de\u011fildi.\u00a0 <\/span>Urfada 2 a\u015firet ta\u015f ve sopalarla birbirine girmi\u015f,\u00a0 <\/span>15 ki\u015fi de yaralanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n Berber,\u00a0 <\/span>t\u0131ra\u015f etti\u011fi m\u00fc\u015fterisine ara makas atarken,\u00a0 <\/span>sanki benim televizyonu a\u00e7mam\u0131 bekliyormu\u015f gibi konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYa hocam ne pislik varsa bu do\u011fudan \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor.\u00a0 <\/span>Bir rahat durun be!\u00a0 <\/span>Bu K\u00fcrtlere ekmek bile vermeyeceksin hocam ekmek!\u201d\u00a0 <\/span>Ka\u015flar\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7at\u0131p ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131 hi\u00e7bir manaya gelmeyecek \u015fekilde sallad\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Annemin K\u00fcrt olmas\u0131 d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda bir sorun yoktu(! )<\/p>\n Art\u0131k bu son damla olmu\u015ftu.\u00a0 <\/span>Sinirlerime daha fazla hakim olamad\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>H\u0131\u015f\u0131mla aya\u011fa f\u0131rlay\u0131p kap\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7arparak \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Arkamdan omuz silkerek \u201cNe oldu sanki can\u0131m,\u00a0 <\/span>ne dedik \u015fimdi\u201d dediklerine emindim.\u00a0 <\/span>Kimisine g\u00f6re K\u00fcrt,\u00a0 <\/span>kimisine g\u00f6re dinci yobaz,\u00a0 <\/span>kimisine g\u00f6re yoldan \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f bir sapk\u0131n,\u00a0 <\/span>kimisine g\u00f6reyse her t\u00fcrl\u00fc yalana inanan bir zavall\u0131yd\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>Eve gidip sa\u00e7\u0131m\u0131 s\u0131f\u0131ra vurdum.\u00a0 <\/span>Posta kutusunda beni bekleyen gazetemi al\u0131p her harfini tad\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kara \u00e7\u0131kara okurken kap\u0131 \u00e7ald\u0131.\u00a0 <\/span>Gelen,\u00a0 <\/span>elinde bir tabak k\u0131s\u0131rla kar\u015f\u0131 kom\u015fum S\u0131d\u0131ka teyzeydi.\u00a0 <\/span>Daha kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7ar a\u00e7maz konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131 \u201cAh kuzum seni kap\u0131 deli\u011fimden g\u00f6rd\u00fcm.\u00a0 <\/span>Bir derdin varsa bize neden s\u00f6ylemiyorsun.\u00a0 <\/span>Bu hastal\u0131k illettir,\u00a0 <\/span>sa\u00e7\u0131 d\u00f6ker ama Allah\u0131n izniyle \u015fifa bulursun.\u00a0 <\/span>Bizim Nurtenin kocas\u0131n\u0131n eski patronunun \u00e7ocu\u011fu da ayn\u0131 bu hastal\u0131\u011fa yakalanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 ama atlat\u0131verdi.\u00a0 <\/span>Sen moralini bozma \u00e7ocu\u011fum.\u201d\u00a0 <\/span>Daha fazla dinlemeye katlanamayarak kap\u0131y\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcne kapatt\u0131m.\u00a0 <\/span>S\u0131d\u0131ka teyze hala s\u00f6ylenmeye devam ediyordu: \u201cNurten de dediydi zaten bu hastal\u0131k insan\u0131 asabi yap\u0131yor diye.\u00a0 <\/span>Neyse napal\u0131m ba\u015fa gelen \u00e7ekilir,\u00a0 <\/span>Allah tez zamanda \u015fifas\u0131n\u0131 versin.\u201d\u00a0 <\/span>Gazetemi elime ald\u0131m,\u00a0 <\/span>okumaya devam ettim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fuat \u015eahin Sa\u00e7lar\u0131m uzad\u0131\u011f\u0131nda berbere gitmek pek adetim de\u011fildir.\u00a0 Ya uzun s\u00fcre hi\u00e7 dokunmam,\u00a0 veya evdeki makinamla kendim<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n